Middlesbrough Council Executive Committee Meeting

The Mayor Of Middlesbrough Has Yet To Announce
If Questions By Members Of Public Attending This Meeting Will Be Allowed

All Members Of The Public Will Be Issued Unique Numbers On Entering The Town Hall
And Towards The Conclusion Of The Meeting The Mayor Will Draw Numbers

The Lucky Winner Of This Raffle Will Be Presented With The

“Golden Demolition Balls To The People Trophy”

And Be Invited To Cut The Ribbon Adorning The Bulldozers On Demolition Day
And Also Press The “Button” Starting A Massive And Noisy Fireworks Display

It Is Unclear If Middlesbrough Council Have Arranged This Event

To Drown Out Any Pro From The 96% Of People
Living Within The Demolition Zone
Questioned Recently In A Sample Opinion Poll

Who Vehemently Stated Opposition To Demolition Plans

Hopes Are That Middlesbrough Council Will Declare That Day A Local Holiday

Members Of The Public Attending The Executive Committee Meeting

Are Reminded To Bring Along Refreshments

The Council Will Drag Out Discussion Of All Other Business To Dispel Any Attempts At Pro
And Encourage Those Opposed To Demolition To Leave The Meeting Prematurely