Middlesbrough Council Economic Plans For The Future

Middlesbrough Council Are Expected To Announce

Plans Are Being Considered For The Annexing Of The Town
To Create Improvements In Lifestyle For Those People Left In The Proposed Wasteland Areas

One Plan Is The Building Of A Wall Surrounding The Town To Keep Undesirables Out

Middlesbrough People Will Be Issued With Identity Cards
All Visitors Will Be Given “Day Passes”

The Thought Behind This Plan Is To Create

A New Township On A Similar Basis To The Likes Of Jersey And Monte Carlo
Whereby All Residents Will Undergo Checks Into Criminal And Financial Status

It Has Yet To Be Decided What The Minimum Financial Threshold Will Be

Some Middlesbrough Residents Believe It Will Be Three Fold To Current Living Costs
Others Believe A Lottery Jackpot Win Will Be Needed To Stay In Middlesbrough

All Involved At Middlesbrough Town Hall
Will Be Exempt From These New Rules

Therefore Massive Increases In Expenses And Salaries

Are Expected To Be Announced For All At The Town Hall

It Is Believed The Mayor Of Middlesbrough Will Seek Financial Investment
From Arabian Countries To Build Money Generating Casinos At The Riverside Site

Others Are Concerned That In Arabian Countries Alcohol Gambling And Other Activities

That This Site Will Not Go Into

Are Heavily Frowned Upon So Heavy Punishments Can Follow For All Involved